Funny story

I went over to the bank to get quarters for laundry. I was at the teller and this guy was at the teller next to me. I hear him saying 'I will need this in cash, cash in my hand'. The teller ignores him. He says, 'I am going to tell it, Hello Cash. How are you'. At this point, I look over. Teller still ignoring him. 'Cash, hello. We are friends' I laugh a little and he sees me. He says, oh! I didnt know anyone was listening because she is ignoring me!' So I go to leave and he wished me a happy holiday.